DAYWALKER The Musical

Lyrics

ASSISTANT
Can I get you a cup of blood, plasma...coffee?

FROST
No, thank you for offering.
What's taking so long?

ASSISTANT
They have an agenda.
I think you're after…let me see, Brenda.

FROST
That two-bite diva!

ASSISTANT
What's she complaining about now?
Let's see.
Item number twenty-three
Vampire dogs barking at the park after dark.
Would you like a seat?

FROST
I prefer pacing.
It's more dramatic.
More intimidating.

ASSISTANT
The council will let you in now.

FROST
No one “lets” me do anything.
See?
Imagine if I was sitting.
Way more intimidating.

ASSISTANT
Woah, yeah a little bit.

FROST
Hey, uh, do you mind if I try a couple metaphors out on you?
ASSISTANT
Metaphors? Sure.

FROST
You're like thirty day old milk, expired!

ASSISTANT
Hmm, let me hear another one.

FROST
You're like a dinosaur -- and you're going extinct!

ASSISTANT
Better. What's your name again?

FROST
Frost, first name, Deacon.
Don't forget it.
I'm a hope, a beacon!
Of light in the dark
For vampires,
Near and far -

ASSISTANT
Better hurry in.
You have two minutes.
And then
They're discussing
A new sound ordinance.

FROST
Brenda!

BRENDA
Frost!

FROST
Hmmph!

BRENDA
Hmmph!