Lyrics

DOCTOR JENSEN
It's Blade! They have him!

WHISTLER
Let me guess, it was a trap.

DOCTOR JENSEN
They have him ATTACHED to some archaic machine!

WHISTLER
I know. I've been working on these blood zappers and following the updates on X,,,, formerly known as Twitbites of course.

DOCTOR JENSEN
That thing Elon Dusk bought? He's a vampire?

WHISTLER
Come on. You think a human came up with the idea to capture solar power during the day to power a network of vehicles, satellites, and rockets to get us to Venus, a planet with one hundred and seventeen straight days of darkness?

DOCTOR JENSEN
I thought he wanted to go to Mars.

WHISTLER
That's what the vampire media wants you to think!

They're all vampires! You think Zuckerberg wears all that sunscreen for kicks?!! He built Oculus to monitor the humans!!! And Tim Apple, don't get me started!! Take the red pill, Jensen, Bezos didn't call it BLUE Origin because he wanted to be transparent about his--

DOCTOR JENSEN
--Whistler Whistler! Calm down! What I think is that we're getting off topic again.

WHISTLER
Blade, right. I guess we have to go get him then, don’t we?

DOCTOR JENSEN
We do.