DAYWALKER The Musical

Lyrics

FROST
How is this possible?
Ten to one odds
And you lost him
Surrounded by a roster
Of incompetence
Wouldnt trust these vampire goons
To brush my teeth
Let alone floss em
All youve accomplished
Is bumping your melons
Chewing gum and securing Blade
Was too much for your cerebellum

Your Incompetence!
It's sensational
Your attacks, irrational
World record, incalculable
Incompetence!
A hundred tries
Wouldn't suffice
What a surprise
You're incompetent!

I'd call you insolent
But you're so positive
So oblivious
Even in defeat you miss the obvious
In my day, no fancy degrees
Just dark nights on the streets
Kids now have an MVA, thats right
Masters of Vampire Administration
Motivated by pay and prestige,
With opinions
In my day, the boss was, my liege
Underworked underlearned undeserved
Yet you think you under earn

The Result: Blade's lost
Could be anywhere!
Face down in a ditch, a gutter,
Do you even care?

It's sensational
Your attacks, irrational
World record, incalculable
Incompetence!
A hundred tries
Wouldn't suffice
What a surprise
You're incompetent!

How much time do we have?
Let's end this
With a retrospective
I'll give it a stab
Went wrong: Blade's kicks
And punches to your lips
Fangs hitting your brains
Fast but in no hurry
You were on the run
While he beat down
With the fury
Of a thousand suns

Looked good too
Dressed in black
Tipped his shades
Goat with a fade
Near found myself rooting for him
GO BLADE!
Almost...anyway

It's sensational
Your attacks, irrational
World record, incalculable
Incompetence!
A hundred tries
Wouldn't suffice
What a surprise
You're incompetent!

You know what?
We're a team
And I shouldnt just blame you
Sent you to fight Blade
And I couldnt even name you
I talk a big game too
Am I phoney?
I mean, it's true
You do make my brain lonely
But youre just goons
You did what I tasked
What I expected
Maybe, just maybe
I should eye my own reflection
Bad metaphor, I mean
I should point the finger
In the other direction

We're a team
Now I see that
I should have listened
Should have taken your feedback

Our Incompetence!
It's sensational
Our attacks, irrational
World record, incalculable
Incompetence!
And the results,
A hundred tries
Wouldn't suffice
What a surprise
We lost him!